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160+ Best Roasts to Say to Guys (& Bruise Their Ego)

Funny, creative, & savage lines to roast a guy with the ultimate burn

Looking to roast a guy in a funny, playful, or flirty manner? We’ve got you covered! In this article, we’ve put together the ultimate list of insults and comebacks to roast a friend, crush, sibling, or hater. We also interviewed dating coach and matchmaker Laura Bilotta to find out the best ways to joke around with a guy and maintain a fun and respectful exchange.

Good Roasts & Comebacks to Say to a Guy

  1. Are those bowling shoes?
  2. Your ego is taller than you.
  3. I just know you were a leash kid.
  4. You look like you can’t ride a bike.
  5. I’m not bored enough to talk to you right now.
  6. It’s nice to see someone like you be so confident.
  7. Your friends definitely have a group chat without you.

Steps

Funny Roasts for Guy Friends

  1. Drop a lighthearted one-liner to prompt loads of laughter. If you’re trying to roast your buddies in a creative way, joke about their age, appearance, or silly habits or quirks. With that being said, Bilotta says to “respect the other person’s boundaries” and “avoid joking about topics that can be triggering.”[1] Delivering your line with a smile, giggle, or squeeze on the shoulder can go a long way and reassure them you’re just teasing!
    Roasts to Say to a Guy Step 1.jpg
    • Go fall into a bucket of slime.
    • You look like a Wii character.
    • You built like a windshield wiper.
    • I just know you were a leash kid.
    • I feel like you’d be really easy to draw.
    • You look like you chew on your straws.
    • You look like you use spray deodorant.
    • I hope you accidentally step on a Lego.
    • You’re as useless as the “g” in “lasagna.”
    • You look like you’d be allergic to peanuts.
    • It makes sense that you’re a middle child.
    • I feel like you still kiss your mom on the lips.
    • You look like you’d run like a GTA character.
    • I’m not bored enough to talk to you right now.
    • Your face looks like a bowl of mashed potatoes.
    • You’re the type of person to respond to spam emails.
    • You’re the human equivalent of a participation award.
    • You’re not stupid—you just have bad luck with thinking.
    • I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
    • You’re the reason why we have directions on shampoo.
    • You remind me of the cinnamon stick from Apple Jacks.
    • I think you deserve a high five…in the face…with a chair.
    • Every time I have a stick in my hand, you look like a piñata.
    • You’re so ugly that when you take a bath, the water jumps out.
    • Every time I think you can’t get any dumber, you prove me wrong.
    • Our friendship is all about balance. You start talking…I stop listening.
    • You’re not the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope they don’t die.
    • If laziness were a competition, you’d come in second because you’d be too lazy to compete.
    • Yo momma’s so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Playful Roasts for a Crush

  1. Highlight your crush’s weird quirks or habits to flirt with him. According to Bilotta, "humor is a great way to break the ice and show you're interested in getting to know him better."[2] Focus on small quirks and habits that your crush chooses to do, instead of things he can’t change about himself. The best way to flirt with a guy is to stick to playful teasing that doesn't take itself too seriously!
    Roasts to Say to a Guy Step 2.jpg
    • Are those bowling shoes?
    • You look like you use Axe.
    • Your perfume smells so sweet.
    • Your Clash of Clans base sucks.
    • You look like you can’t ride a bike.
    • Shock me. Say something intelligent.
    • You want to hear a good joke? Your life.
    • I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
    • Do you get off on making people hate you?
    • How does it feel to get mogged all the time?
    • If you had two brains, you’d be twice as stupid.
    • OMG, I have the same necklace from Amazon!
    • I may love to shop, but I’m not buying your crap.
    • I can’t tell what’s worse…Your IQ or your hairline.
    • Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me either.
    • You bring me so much joy…when you leave the room.
    • If you fear success, you’ve got nothing to worry about.
    • Why play hard to get when you’re already hard to want?
    • I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt yours?
    • It’s scary to think that people like you are allowed to vote.
    • Whoever told you to be yourself gave you really bad advice.
    • Do you work at a grocery store? Then stop checking me out.
    • You look like someone dropped a lollipop at the barber shop.
    • You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?
    • You must be a magician. How did you escape the circus again?
    • Are you always an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?
    • I would say you’re dumb as a rock, but at least a rock can hold the door open.
    • You can be anything you want in life…other than rich, handsome, and successful.
    • I thought you were attractive when I first saw you, but then you opened your mouth.
    • I know your parents told you that you could be anything you wanted, but I’m pretty sure they didn’t mean a douchebag.

Silly Roasts for Brothers

  1. Put your sibling in their place with a silly and savage comeback. Whether you’re older or younger, there are tons of lines you can use to roast your brother. Joke about his personality for a classic burn, or remind him that you’re more successful, attractive, and intelligent than he’ll ever be. It’s the perfect way to reignite some friendly sibling rivalry, as long as you avoid his insecurities and keep things respectful.
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    • Do you exist to annoy people?
    • If I give you a dollar, will you leave?
    • Please find somewhere else to exist.
    • You skipped the “being normal” gene.
    • You’re the reason why I don’t want kids.
    • You might be older, but you’re not wiser.
    • You were born first, but I’m still taller than you.
    • I can’t wait to spend my whole life without you.
    • Don’t worry about me. Worry about your grades.
    • I’m sure your friends collectively make fun of you.
    • Congratulations on getting your PhD in annoyance.
    • I wish I could sell you, but you don’t have any value.
    • Let’s play a game. For the rest of the week, don’t talk to me.
    • You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
    • It took Mom and Dad two tries before they had the perfect kid.
    • Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
    • I get so emotional when you’re not around. It’s called happiness.
    • Maybe you should get a life instead of being so invested in mine.
    • The real heroes in the world are the ones who have to live with you.
    • Don’t you ever get exhausted from talking about yourself all the time?
    • How do your friends deal with you? Oh, that’s right—you don’t have any.
    • You’re so ugly that when Mom gave birth to you, she got a fine for littering.
    • Mom and Dad said we could be anything. I guess you chose disappointment.
    • You know the phrase “aging like fine wine?” Well, you’ve aged like milk in the sun.
    • Funny, I just got back from the center of the universe and I didn’t see you anywhere.
    • Did you notice that in every photo before your birth, mom and dad have huge smiles?
    • When I see you coming, I get pre-annoyed. I figured it’s smart to prepare ahead of time.
    • You must be so proud of yourself! How did you manage to accomplish nothing in 18 years?
    • I’m the reason you were born, and you’re the reason Mom and Dad decided to stop having kids.

Savage Roasts for Haters

  1. Come up with a cutthroat comeback to catch your bullies off guard. Are you feeling super, super savage? Save these lines for your opps, or any occasion you need to shut down the conversation. They're guaranteed to make the other person question their existence and create a “mic drop” moment, so use them with extreme caution!
    Roasts to Say to a Guy Step 4.jpg
    • You look like a “before” photo.
    • It’s difficult to underestimate you.
    • I believed in evolution until I met you.
    • You look like you don’t clean your ears.
    • Even Bob Ross would call you a mistake.
    • If ugly was a day, you’d be an entire year.
    • Those are some big words for a small boy.
    • Row, row, row your boat gently down a cliff.
    • You’re proof that God has a sense of humor.
    • You’re the reason the divorce rate is so high.
    • You’re talking to me like you’re 6’5” right now.
    • Brush your teeth before you open your mouth.
    • Don’t you have to get a license to be that ugly?
    • I would hit you, but that would be animal abuse.
    • It’d be nice if you used glue instead of chapstick.
    • Your opinion is almost as bad as your eyebrows.
    • Your teeth are so yellow, even the sun is jealous.
    • If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in better shape.
    • You look like Bob the Builder and Shrek had a baby.
    • You look like you play spin the bottle at family reunions.
    • Life is full of disappointments. I just added you to the list.
    • Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.
    • I’d give you a dirty look, but it looks like you already have one.
    • I’d love to insult you but it won’t be as good as what nature did.
    • I’d love to stay and chat, but I’d rather have open heart surgery.
    • I bet your parents change the subject when their friends ask about you.
    • You’re the type of person to look up and down before crossing the road.
    • I was going to make a joke about your life, but it looks like life got there first.
    • I was going to roast you, but then I heard burning trash is an environmental hazard.

Mean Roasts to Insult a Man

  1. Poke fun at his height, hairline, or ego to shock him into silence. Hide your kids and call emergency services—these burns will definitely bruise his ego! If a man is being straight up disrespectful, cut to the chase with any of these crushing comebacks. He’ll probably be too stunned to speak and remember it for the next 7-8 business days.
    Roasts to Say to a Guy Step 5.jpg
    • Your ego is taller than you.
    • You look like you can’t swim.
    • You have such dainty hands.
    • I’ve pulled more girls than you.
    • You’re mad at your mom, not me.
    • I wish my hair was as thin as yours.
    • Have you ever heard of a gua sha?
    • You’re worse than Kendrick Perkins.
    • You know they sell shoe inserts, right?
    • You have the charisma of a door knob.
    • Did you get shorter? Oh, never mind…
    • Was your barber in a rush or something?
    • You can’t talk down to me from that height.
    • You have the emotional depth of a raindrop.
    • Your flirting game is as weak as your hairline.
    • Are you wearing a toupee? It looks so natural!
    • Just remember, my friends call you “which one?”
    • It’s nice to see someone like you be so confident.
    • You’re acting way too tall for your height right now.
    • You look like your party trick is spelling Mississippi.
    • Your friends definitely have a group chat without you.
    • You have all these big dreams that amount to nothing.
    • I’m getting the overhead on your bald spots…back up.
    • I’m not arguing with a man that’s looking at me at eye level.
    • Why should I lower my standards so you can get a chance?
    • You’re talking too loud for someone I can’t wear heels around.
    • Why don’t you take a step back and start acting like your hairline.
    • You look like your favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
    • I think it’s great that you don’t let your hairline hold you back from approaching women.

Good Roasts that Rhyme

  1. Throw out a rhyming roast to elevate your insult game. If you want to win the title of roast king, pull out your paper and pen and start scheming. Replace the words in a common nursery rhyme, or get creative and come up with your own rhyming one-liner. Think of the process as writing a rhyming poem, or use the following options for inspiration:
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    • Hickory dickory dock, you built like a Roblox.
    • Fee-fi-fo-fum, your breath stank so chew some gum.
    • Twinkle, twinkle little star, you’re the definition of subpar.
    • Eenie meenie miny moe. Your face looks like my big toe.
    • If I’m a 5, then you’re a 2. Faces like yours belong in a zoo.
    • Twinkle, twinkle little star, I want to run you over with my car.
    • Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.
    • Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought I was ugly until I met you.
    • Roses are red, the sky is blue. I mind my own business, why don’t you?
    • Your comebacks are a little thin, maybe they got lost in your double chin.
    • I’m the type of person to laugh at mistakes, so sorry if I laugh at your face.
    • Roses are red, violets are blue. I have three fingers, the third one’s for you.
    • Roses are red, violets are blue. If you don’t shut up, I’m going to punch you.
    • Roses are red, violets are blue. The smell of rotten eggs reminds me of you.
    • Roses are red, violets are blue. The bottom of my laptop is still hotter than you.
    • Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
    • I’m trying not to make fun of you, but you can’t even count higher than number two.
    • What do you mean people call you fine? That outfit you’re wearing is a serious crime.

Tips

  • If you’re roasting a guy over text, Bilotta recommends using emojis "to add a playful tone to your messages and help convey your sense of humor.”[3] You could send a 😉, 😈, or 😝 to lighten the mood and show you're not being serious.
  • If you accidentally hit a sore spot, own up to your mistake and make a genuine apology. You could say, “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to take things too far, and I should be more careful with my words.”
  • When you’re joking around with someone, Bilotta says to “be mindful of any signals that the other person may not be comfortable with your humor.”[4] Pay attention to their body language and response to see if you’re respecting their boundaries.
  • If you’re teasing someone in a group setting, be sure to spread your jokes around. Teasing one person can hurt their feelings and make them feel singled out, so have fun roasting everyone.

References

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45+ Funny Emoji Combinations That Are Trending on TikTok

Clever, creative, & hilarious emoji combos to use in texts and captions

Looking to spice up your texts and showcase your humor on social media? We’ve got you covered! In this article, we’re sharing the funniest emoji combos that are currently trending on TikTok. We’ve also included the meanings of each emoji combination, as well as examples of how to use them so you can make all your friends and followers laugh.

Funniest Emoji Combos (Copy & Paste)

  • 🫷😣🫸 = I need space
  • 😯☝️😐✊ = Nevermind
  • 👁👄👁 = Shock or disbelief
  • 🍿🤏😯 = Drama is going down
  • 👉 👈 = I’m feeling shy or nervous
  • ☕️🐸 = But that’s none of my business
  • 🧎🏼‍♀️🏌️‍♀️ = Bonking someone on the head

Steps

👉 👈 (feeling shy)

  1. Use 👉 👈 if you want to ask a soft yet risky question. This emoji combo looks like someone is twiddling their fingers together while they work up the courage to say what’s on their mind.[1] It’s perfect if you want to admit your feelings to your crush or express that you’re nervous. You can also pair it with the 🥺 (pleading face) emoji to “simp” for someone, or give them excess attention.
    Funny Emoji Combos Step 1.jpg
    • “Do you want to grab dinner next Friday night? 👉 👈”
    • “I just wanted to tell you that I think you’re super pretty 👉 👈🥺”

🚪🏃‍♀️💨 (time to leave)

  1. Text 🚪🏃‍♀️💨 if you’re heading out or running late to an event. Think of this emoji combination as another way of saying “I gotta go.” Whether you forgot to pick someone up or you've decided to leave a lame event, it tells the other person that you’re dashing out the door.
    Funny Emoji Combos Step 2.jpg
    • “I’m running behind, but about to leave my house 🚪🏃‍♀️💨”
    • “Getting ready to leave 🚪🏃‍♀️💨 Do you need me to bring anything?”

🍿🤏😯 (drama is going down)

  1. Send 🍿🤏😯 when something big is happening. This emoji combo can be used to convey shock, interest, or eagerness for details. Let’s say your friend is spilling some tea. Replying with 🍿🤏😯 is like saying “No way! Tell me more.”
    Funny Emoji Combos Step 3.jpg
    • Them: “Katie is breaking up with Matt right now!”
      You: “🍿🤏😯”

👁👄👁 (blank stare)

  1. Text 👁👄👁 when you’re in shock or disbelief. With wide eyes and a slack-jawed mouth, the 👁👄👁 emoji combination conveys a surprised or bewildered look.[2] It’s sometimes used to connote the phrase “it is what it is,” meaning you have to accept a frustrating situation because there’s nothing you can do to change it.[3]
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    • “Did you see the election results? 👁👄👁”
    • “Rumor has it that Taylor and Travis broke up 👁👄👁”

🕳👨‍🦯 (I didn’t see anything)

  1. Use 🕳👨‍🦯 to indicate you’re ignoring something. When you come across something you don’t want to accept, 🕳👨‍🦯 means you’re pretending not to see it.[4] This could refer to red flags in a relationship or parts of your life you’re unsatisfied with.
    Funny Emoji Combos Step 5.jpg
    • “Me ignoring all his red flags 🕳👨‍🦯”
    • “I’ve learned to dissociate so I’m not sad 24/7 🕳👨‍🦯”

👩🤏👩‍🦲 (wig snatched)

  1. Use 👩🤏👩‍🦲 when you’re amazed, stunned, or awestruck. The slang phrase “snatched” means something is fierce or “on point,” usually in terms of personal appearance.[5] If your friend is wearing a cute outfit or their makeup looks picture perfect, for example, use 👩🤏👩‍🦲 to compliment them.
    Funny Emoji Combos Step 6.jpg
    • Them: “Did you see Rihanna’s look at the Met Ball?”
      You: “👩🤏👩‍🦲”
      Them: “I KNOW!”
      You: “She ATE and left no crumbs.”

🐂💩 (bulls***)

  1. Reply with 🐂💩 when someone is talking nonsense. If someone is lying to you or being overly dramatic for no reason, use 🐂💩 to call out their behavior. It’s short, simple, and straight to the point!
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    • Them: “Did you hear they’re trying to revoke her gold medal?”
      You: “🐂💩”

😎🤏😳🕶🤏 (excuse me?)

  1. Use 😎🤏😳🕶🤏 to say “repeat that?” or “what did I just see?”{endbold} This emoji combination is the equivalent of doing a double take in real life. It conveys shock and disbelief, especially if the other person does something “sus” or questionable.
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    • Them: “I kissed Henry…”
      You: “😎🤏😳🕶🤏”

👉🙄👈 (not listening)

  1. Reply with 👉🙄👈 to ignore someone over text. If someone keeps giving you unsolicited advice or bringing up things you don’t care about, 👉🙄👈 is a quick way to move onto the next topic. It can come off as rude or childish, so avoid using it if the other person is being serious.
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    • “La la la la la la 👉🙄👈”
    • “I can’t hear you 👉🙄👈”

😃👉🚪 (you can leave)

  1. Send 😃👉🚪 if someone shares an unpopular opinion. Most people use 😃👉🚪 to joke around with their friends, especially if they make a controversial statement. It’s a great way to make someone laugh and inject some lighthearted energy into the conversation.
    Funny Emoji Combos Step 10.jpg
    • Them: “Shrek 3 is the best.”
      You: “😃👉🚪”
      Them: “?”
      You: “Shrek 2 is superior.”

☕🤏 (the tea is piping)

  1. Respond with ☕🤏 if someone spills some juicy gossip. This emoji combo is another way of saying “the tea is piping hot.” In slang, the term “tea” refers to gossip or inside information.[6] So, shoot a ☕🤏 if someone shares news that’s particularly exciting, scandalous, or revealing.
    Funny Emoji Combos Step 11.jpg
    • Them: “OMG, Blaire kissed Chris last night!”
      You: “☕🤏”

😌💅 (feeling pretty or sassy)

  1. Use 😌💅 when you’re feeling extra confident. Did you just get a fresh manicure or blowout? Drop the 😌💅 emoji combo to say you’re feeling fabulous! It can also convey sass, nonchalance, or self-confidence, especially if you’re entering your baddie era.
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    • “Just went to the salon to get a lash lift 😌💅”
    • “I told him that I don’t play games and he better not embarrass me 😌💅”

😃🖕(does it look like I care?)

  1. Drop 😃🖕 to flip someone off in a funny way. It’s a silly and sarcastic response you can use if someone is teasing you or being a little annoying. Some people use it to express nonchalance, especially if the other person brings up something embarrassing from the past.
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    • Them: “Your burnt cookies were a hit at the housewarming.”
      You: “😃🖕”

🕳🪂 (bye or alright)

  1. Use 🕳🪂 to say goodbye a silly way. This emoji combination features someone skydiving into a black hole, which can represent removing yourself from a situation.[7] If the other person is getting upset or defensive, you can send 🕳🪂 to calmly exit the conversation and give them time to cool down.
    Funny Emoji Combos Step 14.jpg
    • Them: “You should have told me what he said.”
      You: “I didn’t want to ruin your night.”
      Them: “That’s irrelevant.”
      You: “🕳🪂”

😯☝️😐✊ (nevermind)

  1. Send 😯☝️😐✊ to take back what you said. You can use this emoji combo in place of “nevermind” to save time and space while you’re texting. If you want the other person to ignore a previous text you sent, 😯☝️😐✊ can also be used to move forward in the conversation.
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    • Them: “I think we should take the train to Boston.”
      You: “...”
      Them: “?”
      You: “😯☝️😐✊”

☕️🐸 (but that’s none of my business)

  1. Send ☕️🐸 after making a shady comment about someone. This silly emoji combo is based on a viral meme of Kermit the Frog sipping tea. People say “but that’s none of my business” after making a snide remark about someone, usually if they do something stupid or questionable.[8]
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    • “I heard they were caught stealing from CVS but ☕️🐸”
    • “Julia’s mad at Beth because she was flirting with her man ☕️🐸”

🙄🤝😐 (okay, I guess)

  1. Use 🙄🤝😐 to reluctantly agree with someone. It’s the perfect response when someone forces you to do something you don’t want to do, such as going out when you feel like staying in. Think of it as another way of saying, “okay, I guess” or “only if you really need me to.”[9]
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    • Them: “We should go clubbing this weekend.”
      You: “🙄🤝😐”

🛌🏃‍♀️ (time for bed)

  1. Send 🛌🏃‍♀️ when you’re sleepy and want to end the chat. If you’re texting someone and it’s getting late, use 🛌🏃‍♀️ to tell them you’re heading to bed. It’s a simple way to end the conversation and imply you’ll talk to them later.
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    • “Talk to you tomorrow 🛌🏃‍♀️”
    • “I’m heading to bed soon 🛌🏃‍♀️”

🛌🤺 (wake up)

  1. Send 🛌🤺 if someone isn’t responding to you. If you’ve texted someone multiple times and they haven’t replied (or you think they’ve slept past all their alarms), 🛌🤺 is a funny way to say “wake up, sleepyhead.” Feel free to blow up their phone if you’ve made plans with them or need to share urgent news.
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    • “HELLLLOOOOO? 🛌🤺”
    • “You need to wake up!!!! 🛌🤺”

🤸‍♀️🚊 (secondhand embarrassment)

  1. Use 🤸‍♀️🚊 if you see something cringy and want to share it. This emoji combo features a person cartwheeling in front of a train, which can symbolize the feeling of wanting to die from embarrassment. Send it to someone if you come across flat-out foolish behavior.
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    • “Just witnessed someone spill coffee down their shirt 🤸‍♀️🚊”
    • “This drunk girl just crashed into a bunch of bar stools 🤸‍♀️🚊”

🤡🪞 (look in the mirror)

  1. Send 🤡🪞 to tell someone they’re acting ridiculous. The 🤡 (clown face) emoji represents silliness or foolishness, while the 🪞 (mirror) emoji represents awareness and self-reflection. Together, these two emojis can be used to playfully tease someone and tell them they’re “acting like a clown,” or being foolish.[10]
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    • Them: “I’m so mad I decided to get a bob. I should have listened to you and got a hime cut instead.”
      You: “🤡🪞”

🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟 (throwing it back)

  1. Use 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟 when you’re dancing and enjoying yourself. Whether you’re twerking, booty clapping, or busting out random moves, the 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟 emoji combination indicates you’re having a good time. Send it the next time you hit the club or throw a dance party in your bedroom.
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    • “I was twerking 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟 at the club.”
    • “Megan Thee Stallion got me like 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟”

🙄🤚 (um, anyways)

  1. Drop 🙄🤚 to quickly dismiss someone over text. If you don’t agree with what someone is saying or they rudely interrupt you, 🙄🤚 is a sassy way to shut them down. It will probably offend the other person or make them feel some type of way, so reserve it for the times you couldn't care less.
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    • “Um chile anyways 🙄🤚”
    • “Back to what I was talking about 🙄🤚”

🎷🐛 (jazz music)

  1. Send 🎷🐛 when you’re listening to jazz music. This emoji combination doesn’t have much use in everyday conversation, but it’s so cute and silly that we had to include it! Text it when you want to invite someone to a jazz show, or when you’re talking about the genre in general.
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    • “Ya like jazz? 🎷🐛”
    • “Want to go to a jazz club this weekend? 🎷🐛”

🌚🥂🌝 (cheers, bestie)

  1. Use 🌚🥂🌝 to raise a toast to your BFF and brighten their day. If you want to celebrate your bestie’s success and make them feel good, 🌚🥂🌝 is the perfect emoji combo to shower them with love. Feel free to switch out the moon emojis with other emojis that suit your personalities.
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    • “Cheers to being single in the city 🌚🥂🌝”
    • “Here’s to being thirty, flirty, and thriving 👸🏻🥂👸🏾”

🎤🦆 (talk your s***)

  1. Text 🎤🦆 to encourage someone to share their thoughts. This emoji combo is a fan favorite on TikTok because the mic reaches the duck’s beak perfectly. Send it whenever your friend is feeling stressed and you want to encourage them to say what’s on their mind.
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    • Them: “I’m low key beefing with my roommate rn…”
      You: “🎤🦆”

🚂💭🚫🧐 (lost my train of thought)

  1. Use 🚂💭🚫🧐 if you suddenly forget what you were going to say. For the times you can’t think straight, 🚂💭🚫🧐 is a funny way to say your mind is going blank. Use it when you’re in the middle of a conversation and your concentration is interrupted.
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    • “Sorry, I just lost my train of thought 🚂💭🚫🧐”
    • “I completely blanked during my interview 🚂💭🚫🧐”

😐😶😶‍🌫️🫥 (Irish goodbye)

  1. Send 😐😶😶‍🌫️🫥 if you’re leaving a party without saying goodbye. An “Irish goodbye” is when you leave a social gathering without telling anyone.[11] It’s moderately socially acceptable, so send 😐😶😶‍🌫️🫥 when you feel like vanishing or silently exiting a party.
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    • “I left the party like 😐😶😶‍🌫️🫥”
    • “Me leaving any work function: 😐😶😶‍🌫️🫥”

✋😬🤚 (backing away)

  1. Use ✋😬🤚 to move on from a touchy topic. If you’re talking about something sensitive or controversial, send ✋😬🤚 to say you want to switch topics. It’s a lighthearted way to move forward in the conversation, especially if the other person might be getting upset.
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    • Them: “I can’t believe he cheated on me.”
      You: “Yeah, especially since you were way out of his league.”
      Them: “Girl, what???”
      You: “✋😬🤚”

🫵🤣 (you’re a joke)

  1. Use the 🫵🤣 emoji combo to playfully tease someone. If they tell you a joke or do something stupid, send 🫵🤣 to poke fun at them in a friendly manner. It’s a great way to tease someone and let them know they made you laugh.[12]
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    • “Your jokes get me every time 🫵🤣”
    • “I’m DEAD. You seriously thought you would marry Harry Styles 🫵🤣”

☝️😌 (actually)

  1. Text ☝️😌 to pause the conversation or bring up another point. Over text, it can be tricky to interrupt someone, but sending ☝️😌 is an easy way to give your two cents. Feel free to switch out the smiley face emoji with one that matches your situation. If you’re correcting your friend, for example, you could use the 🤓 (nerd) emoji to say “well actually.”[13]
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    • “I won first place in our grade spelling bee, not second ☝️🤓”
    • “That reminds me ☝️😌 Didn’t you say you wanted to get a new piercing?”

💪😎 (feeling pumped)

  1. Drop 💪😎 if you’re feeling excited or energized. Most people use this emoji combination after they’ve completed a workout, but you can also use it to express excitement about an upcoming event or life in general.
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    • “I’m so excited for our daily walk 💪😎”
    • “I changed my workout routine and I’ve never felt stronger 💪😎”

🫲🤨🫱 (what’s happening here?)

  1. Send 🫲🤨🫱 to get more details about a situation. It’s a silly way to ask follow up questions if your friend spills some gossip. According to some TikTok users, 🫲🤨🫱 can also be used to say “where’s my hug?”
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    • “So, I saw you and Johnathan were getting cozy last night…. 🫲🤨🫱”
    • “I heard you hosted a party last weekend. Where was my invite? 🫲🤨🫱”

😶💬 (speechless)

  1. Use 😶💬 when you’re in shock or can’t think of what to say. If someone shares news or gossip that’s absolutely bonkers, 😶💬 is a perfectly acceptable response. It means you can’t think of an appropriate response on the spot.
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    • Them: “The entire marketing team got fired this morning.”
      You: “😶💬”

🫷😣🫸 (give me space)

  1. Use 🫷😣🫸 when you’re feeling overwhelmed. If you just received earth shattering news, this emoji combination can be used to request some alone time. Send it whenever you need a breather or an extended period of peace and quiet.
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    • “I’m feeling so overwhelmed 🫷😣🫸”
    • “Give me a moment to process that 🫷😣🫸”

👊🤠✋ (hit the nae nae)

  1. Send 👊🤠✋ to hype up your friends or family members. If you ever wanted to hit the nae nae over text, here’s your chance! This emoji combo is one of the funniest ways to hype someone up about going out. Send it as a warmup to the pregame or whenever you want to give them the giggles.
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    • “I can’t wait to dance the night away 👊🤠✋”
    • “So excited to tear up the dance floor with you 👊🤠✋”

🙄⌚️👞 (you’re taking too long)

  1. Text 🙄⌚️👞 to tell someone to hurry up. If your friend or family member is running late, use 🙄⌚️👞 to tell them to get a move on. It conveys that you’re tired of waiting for them and they’re taking too long to meet up with you.[14]
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    • “Where are you? I’ve been outside for 10 minutes 🙄⌚️👞”
    • “Ugh, I made dinner plans with Genelle and she’s 20 min late 🙄⌚️👞”

😚🤌 (chef’s kiss)

  1. Send 😚🤌 when something is unbelievably good or delicious. People usually say something is “chef’s kiss” in reference to food. It’s supposed to resemble a chef kissing their pinched fingers because they made something super delicious.[15]
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    • “The linguine alle vongole is 😚🤌. Magnifico!”
    • “I think I’m in love. He made me dinner and it was 😚🤌”

💨🚣 (I’m heading out)

  1. Text 💨🚣 when you’re ready to leave a lame event. The 💨🚣 emoji combo is a funny way to say you’re about to leave soon. It’s ideal for awkward happy hours, boring family events, and other situations that are borderline unbearable.
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    • “Aight, I’m finna head out 💨🚣”
    • “This party is dead. I’m about to dip 💨🚣”

🧎🏼‍♀️🏌️‍♀️(bonking someone on the head)

  1. Use 🧎🏼‍♀️🏌️‍♀️ to knock someone sense into someone. If you’re talking to someone with their head in the clouds,🧎🏼‍♀️🏌️‍♀️ is a funny text to help them come back to reality. Feel free to use it if your friend is overthinking a situation or can’t get over someone who’s mid.
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    • “Dude, that’s not normal. Wake up and break up with her🧎🏼‍♀️🏌️‍♀️”
    • “You are SO beautiful, and you don’t even know it. I wanna🧎🏼‍♀️🏌️‍♀️ you sometimes!”

👶🤾‍♀️🗑️ (mad at someone’s baby)

  1. Send 👶🤾‍♀️🗑️ if a baby won’t stop crying or annoying you. While you can’t perform the actions of this emoji combo in real life, you can always send 👶🤾‍♀️🗑️ to relieve some stress and give your friend a laugh. Use it whenever a baby or toddler is getting on your last nerve.
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    • “The kid behind me keeps kicking my seat 👶🤾‍♀️🗑️”
    • “A baby was crying nonstop on my 16-hour flight 👶🤾‍♀️🗑️”

🍧🦈 (feeling hungry)

  1. Drop 🍧🦈 when you’re absolutely starving or hangry. It's a humorous way to say you’re super hungry and in need of food ASAP. People often use it when they’re hangry, or feeling angry or irritable due to hunger.[16]
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    • “I’m STARVING 🍧🦈”
    • “Can we leave soon? I’m getting hangry 🍧🦈”

🥸🤏👓😎 (a “glow up”)

  1. Use 🥸🤏👓😎 to talk about a positive personal transformation. In slang, a “glow up” most often refers to positive change in physical appearance and style.[17] Send 🥸🤏👓😎 if you’re having a glow up yourself or manifesting one in the near future.
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    • “I definitely glowed up post-college 🥸🤏👓😎”
    • “I’m manifesting my glow up this summer 🥸🤏👓😎”

🤫🧏‍♂️ (mewing)

  1. Send 🤫🧏‍♂️ to share beauty tips on getting a stronger jaw. Mewing is a viral TikTok technique that’s supposed to reshape and chisel your jaw.[18] It’s part of the larger movement of looksmaxxing, or doing whatever you can to improve your appearance. So, send 🤫🧏‍♂️ if you want to share some beauty secrets with friends.
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    • “The secret to a strong jawline is mewing 🤫🧏‍♂️”
    • “Dude, you gotta start mewing to mog everyone in the room 🤫🧏‍♂️”

🙂🙃🙂✌️ (flipping out)

  1. Send 🙂🙃🙂✌️ when you’re getting angry or upset. The phrase “flipping out” refers to losing your composure, especially when someone makes you mad.[19] Use 🙂🙃🙂✌️ if you’re feeling on edge about something, or just can’t contain your emotions.
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    • “Ngl, I’m livid about the situation 🙂🙃🙂✌️”
    • “I’m so nervous about the exam results 🙂🙃🙂✌️”

😐😑😐 (slow blink)

  1. Use 😐😑😐 when you’re apathetic about something. This emoji combination is perfect for moments when you don’t know what to say. It signals that you’re bored, neutral, or dumbstruck, and it’s a funnier way to reply to someone (compared to sending a Tapback).
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    • Them: “I’ve been waiting at the bus stop for 10 minutes.”
      You: “😐😑😐”

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